Debt Goddess

I know you hear me. I want to pray to you because I feel overwhelmed, my life would be a lot better if you would come down and poop on all the Loan Offices that I owe money to. Listen to my cry, I beg that you clear my name of any debt that I owe. It'll take me many life times to pay it off and I feel my skin wrinkling each day thinking about the Debt I owe the school. The world has programmed me to become a robot and now I have awoken. I recently tried to find a job, They told me I was to over qualified or to under qualified. So I gave up hope on finding peace working. Besides, IT jobs are so boring, but I learned never to give up once I start something, What a load of crap, I should have went with my gut feeling from the start. I could have taught myself all the stuff that I really wanted to know. I am so ashamed that I listened to those crackheads, they don't even want to help me :( They don't love me! They just want to brag about, me obtaining a degree, finding a good job. I found that I am an Angel sent to the planet to heal it. I am so imaginative and so are my fellow college comrades. They were told to get degrees, get a job, and live a boring life like our parents did. But we want to be forgiven for hearing such nonsense.
They were programmed to put us in debt, I really find myself lost and I even thought, that If I jumped off a cliff it would make it feel better. Make all the Debt go away. But If i died now, then I won't be able to eat Ice cream every Tuesday and Fish in the lake I always wanted to swim in. I want a free life, and the debt I've developed was because the world told me I was stupid, I couldn't obtain certain scholarship because I didn't pass the crooked test with the proper grades. My mind is much more expansive then that. Now I owe large sums of money because I truly awakened.

Debt Goddess, I promise I will clean your Nike's, and polish your rims whenever you erase these pains. If you want I will even bake you cupcakes, using Duck Eggs. Just the way you like it. I thought my family was going to help me with my school funds, but they are going through problems. I hate payments, And the people told me to live each day as if it were your last. I don't want to die in Traffic because some idiot drove the wrong way to work on the highway. That would be a meaningless death. I want to die doing what I love, and I have no knowledge of what I love anymore. If I were out of debt my comrades and I can finally find peace coloring in coloring books and painting Mustaches on Ronald McDonald for a living. Please Debt Goddess, Ill even bring Lassie back to life so we can watch so more shows together. HAHA.. Hear the prayer of the debted so-called college Graduates. We are the poorest Mofos on the planet. I wish I stuck to throwing rocks in the ocean and chopping coconuts into bite size pieces. PLEASE !!
POOP on the buildings.!! The only thing I truly learned in college is that, Cheating gets you by in life !! Working hard and making straight A's causes cancer!